Tag: newt gingrich

There are a few things they could have done to help themselves gain votes with Floridians:

1. Campaigning here in August instead of January. Florida in January is a no-brainer. Who really wants it?
2. Participating in a spelling bee with only Spanish words.
3. Having a first name that isn’t a four-letter word.
4. Having a first name that sounds like a name instead of an inanimate object.
5. Lobbying consulting with the National Hurricane Center to have the next devastating storm named after the other.
6. Attending a Marlins afternoon game. That would have almost doubled attendance.
7. Make a speech on the floor of the House of Representatives like the one below. It never gets old.